You all know, we’ve done this before! There was the book edition, the TV & book edition and this beautiful Valentine’s Day we are focusing on TV alone. I was even too lazy to make a new graphic, but that’s the beauty of this tag and this tradition … it still doesn’t get old. (At least I hope so!?!?!)
As always, this is also your yearly reminder that Valentine’s Day should not make you feel bad about yourself if you are single. I’ve never spent that day with anyone in particular and I am just fine! This day is just as much as about self love, if you choose it to be, so – be a little kinder to that face in the mirror today!
**all names and shows were randomly drawn**
ROUND 1
Kiss: Sutton (The Bold Type) – I don’t really have an explanation for this? Out of these three characters I feel the most neutral about Sutton??
Marry: Gert (Marvel’s Runaways) – Everyone who knows me, knows that I love Gert. I think marriage could be kind of exhausting with her, but she is fierce and not to be messed with and doing the best she can in a tough spot and I love her for that.
Kill: Manfred (Midnight, Texas) – Given how often he has been possessed by ghosts now … maybe he should just join them?
ROUND 2
Kiss: Marcy (Travelers) – Marcy is so pretty and cool, but also from the future with a very high intellect and I am not sure how I’d feel being with her for longer? So a kiss it is.
Marry: Michael (Roswell, New Mexico) – Michael is a broken boy, but I love him. He brings out the silly “I want to save THIS particular bad boy and love him forevermore”-feels in me.
Kill: Otis (Sex Education) – I am so sorry! Otis is like a precious bean, but he’s also so young and I can’t imagine dating him either??
ROUND 3
Kiss: Nick (The Handmaid’s Tale) – he is one handsome devil. Nick isn’t a bad man, but he is also not a good one. I credit that to the world he lives in, but I’d rather just have a brief encounter with him.
Marry: Jules (Imposters) – that woman has been through some heartbreak, but I am sure I could be the stable environment she needs. I am super trustworthy. Also, I always wanted to make a con artist fall in love with me. It’s a whole thing.
Kill: Elsa (Plan Coeur) – I never know how to explain the “kill” decisions, because Elsa is such an awkward mess that I super relate to her, but together we’d be terrible.
ROUND 4
Kiss: Matthew (A Discovery of Witches) – I am sort of over vampires, but … Matthew intrigues me. I’d like to know what a kiss feels like.
Marry: Alan (Russian Doll) – he was one of my favourite parts of the brilliance that was Russian Doll. He has his issues, just like everyone else (maybe a couple more), but he has a golden heart. I couldn’t imagine anyone nicer by my side.
Kill: Cameron (Halt & Catch Fire) – She is badass, but she also always believes she is right, holds a grudge forever … wow, dang … that all sounded way too familiar to myself. But my issue is that she lets her friends down and believes she is superior to them.
ROUND 5
Kiss: Eleanor (The Good Place) – Girl is a snack, as she constantly likes to point out herself!
Marry: Fallon (Dynasty) – would I like to have the comfort and security that comes with being a Carrington? Heck, yeah! I just don’t want all the drama and backstabbing.
Kill: Lisa (Friends from College) – Lisa is in enough love drama without me. I actually really like her on the show, unlike a lot of other viewers apparently, but out of the three here, she just wouldn’t be my top pick.
ROUND 6
Kiss: Tandy (Cloak and Dagger) – Tandy is a mess, but a cute one?
Marry: Buck (9-1-1) – not gonna lie, I am just majorly crushing on this dude. The way he was into Abby, I mean, that’s a girl’s dream! I want that for myself!!
Kill: Joe (You) – Easiest choice ever!!! One less creep out and about.
ROUND 7
Kiss: Amanda (Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency) – she’s cool. I’ve got nothing more.
Marry: Wynonna (Wynonna Earp) – She’s even cooler. I have even less to say.
Kill: David (Schitt’s Creek) – I AM SO SORRY! I adore David, but he’s a lot. Like a lot a lot.
ROUND 8
Kiss: Hope (Legacies) – I didn’t always like Hope, but she has grown on me. And she does have vibes with Josie, so I think she’d kiss a girl.
Marry: Schneider (One Day at a Time) – He’s such a lovable dork. I think him being in a loving environment, surrounded by family, that would really do him good. Just look at how he blossoms when he is with the fam on the show.
Kill: Alyssa (The End of the F***ing World) – Nah, I just couldn’t see myself with her.
ROUND 9
Kiss: Jasper (The Royals) – my beloved bodyguardian angel. I’d steal a kiss, but he’ll be forever with Len in my mind.
Marry: Dylan (Tidelands) – I just … uhm … think he’s hot? And he’s half siren! That’s my jam.
Kill: Carmen (Siempre Bruja) – I keep wanting to apologize to the characters, even though someone always has to die …
ROUND 10
Kiss: Tommy (Peaky Blinders) – that man is in pieces and I would never dare suggest I could somehow make him whole again.
Marry: Sansa (Game of Thrones) – my one and only true Queen!
Kill: Star (Star) – I envy her for her voice and tenacity, but that girl is so selfish and mean and sometimes straight violent.
So, that concludes this year’s Kiss, Marry, Kill. I know my taste in shows is pretty out there, so I hope there weren’t too many shows that no one knows in the mix. Feel free to ask about any you want to know more about though! As always, I’d love to chat! What do you think of my choices?
Love all of your choices! Especially Tommy from Peaky Blinders. If only he wasn’t so broken 😭
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Thanks! And oooooh, Tommy! I love the man with all I’ve got, but he’d not be a good partner in his current state of mind and being. I am not sure there was ever a good time to really be with him to be honest haha
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Soooooo true. We can still dream though!
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Wow, I’m out of touch. I only know the Marvel shows here (not counting Sansa, as I only read the books). Still, Gert and Tandy would be good to have as partners. Even if I can’t imagine getting married at any point in my life.
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TV Sansa is very different to book Sansa at this point. But she was my fave in both, so it doesn’t really matter to me. She’s my Queen.
I think I do want to get married someday, I just don’t want it to be in church or a big thing. I want something simple and small.
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I can understand that
How about a wedding in Shakespeare and Company in Paris with a few friends?
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I don’t like Paris very much, I also don’t want to travel for my wedding. That’s already far far away from simple.
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Good point.
If I were the marrying type though, I bet you can imagine what my wedding would be like.
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with some sort of theme that I would personally not choose?
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Exactly!
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Hahaha, you killed literally every character I recognize except Sansa. I think I need to watch more TV?
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Really? That’s too bad! But you should check out those other shows 😛 there’s a reason I picked them over the ones I “killed”
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Oh that’s such a fantastic post for Valentine’s day!! 😍💕 I don’t know that many of the characters due to me being behind on shows as always, but Amanda and Wynonna are QUEENS, I love them both sooo much 😍💌 This reminds me that I should really catch up on Wynonna Earp 😅 I am however almost caught up with One Day at a Time and I love Schneider so much 💖
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Thanks! It really has become a sort of tradition to randomly do that every year haha
I don’t know why exactly, but season 2 was my favourite of Wynonna Earp so far, but it does get really badass in S3 again.
I knew you’d like Amanda! hahaha I am not sure how many other people have watched Dirk Gently.
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Ahhh this is such a fun tag to read always and I love your choices! I would have gone with kissing Eleanor and marrying Fallon as well, Fallon is too badass and, well, I can’t resist the Carringtons hahaha, but I’d take it without the drama… if possible haha 🙂
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Thank youuu! ❤ I really don't think I could handle the Carrington drama, but Sam doesn't have that bad of a life as Steven's husband and I think as Fallon's partner it could be chill too. It's not like Blake really cares about who she is with as long he's not her cousin and Alexis hates everyone anyway. All the others would probably come around? ahaha
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Yeah I’d kiss matthew and marrying jules makes sense. haha yeah I think I’d just stick to kissing tommy!
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No one is ever going to be good enough for Tommy at this point, at least I can’t really see it. Also, he has a bunch of very … determined women in his life, who I’d rather not fight haha
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