While I am doing all my art stuff, I am having a really hard time being in a quiet room. Mostly, I turn to music, but a lot of the time, I just let movies or TV shows run in the background. Which is partially the reason why I went on a bit of a movie marathon lately. I haven’t watched that many films in a long time …
This might just be one of my new favourite movies. I know, I have included the trailer and it gives quite a few things away, but this is totally a movie that is super fun (and unpredictable) if you don’t know anything about it beforehand.
While I mostly enjoy Andy Samberg, sometimes his movies can be a bit too borderline weird. Somehow, that didn’t deter me here at all. He has amazing chemistry with Cristin Milioti and even though the story has some ridiculously bonkers moments, they still felt like very grounded and real characters. It had such human moments about connection and fear of loneliness. I enjoyed those underlying themes a lot. The fact that it worked brilliantly as a whole was just the cherry on top!
For fans of: bonkers plot, quantum physics for fun, time loops, the cast
The Old Guard
I came to see Charlize Theron kick ass again, but I stayed for literally everything else. I know people who love it and people who were incredibly bored and in a way, I can get both of those things, but I fell in love with that story.
Based on a comic book series, The Old Guard is about immortal soldiers, who try to do good in the world. They have lived here for so long, with the world just getting worse, that sometimes everything seems pointless. But then, right when they are on the brink of being exposed, a new member shows up.
The storytelling is pretty slow and sometimes you would maybe prefer learning more about the background of everyone and how they became to be the people they are, rather than watch them rain bullets on faceless dudes again. BUT this is clearly a set up for a whole franchise and I found myself caring for the characters deeply already, so I would adore to watch more of them!
For fans of: Charlize Theron with an axe, immortal people, action packed movie where you care about the character development, female director of color, strong black female lead, gay ship that lasts a millennia
I just clicked on a random Netflix suggestion that didn’t seem too far out of what I would normally watch and Table 19 it was. I would not call this movie groundbreaking in any way. It’s just a bunch of misfits, each with their own problems, being placed at the worst table at a wedding together.
I find it easy to root for the underdog, but I was actually quite surprised by the love story in this movie. I definitely didn’t expect that based on the premise or trailer, but found it to be something really sweet in the end. This isn’t a perfect movie, but I also don’t regret checking it out at all.
For fans of: Anna Kendrick, wedding setting but not super cheesy
Please, I wanted to like this movie, because Ali and Winston from New Girl seemed like a good combo (I realise they have actual names, but let me think of them as their characters), but it was utter trash. I am usually not that harsh, you know me. I like lifting movies up that I enjoy, rather than tear things down, but this was not good!
We need to stop normalising/romanticizing/quirkifying obsessive and stalking behavior. It’s just not cool. Neither is making pedophilia into a joke. There was also a part about getting raped by a dolphin and getting hit with a dolphin’s dick. I don’t even know what more to say.
For fans of: Ali and Winston from New Girl?
Feel the Beat
This was surprisingly wholesome. Sofia Carson plays a bitter dancer who is mean to everyone as a way of coping with her trauma of getting left behind by her mother. One of her means of getting by is biting into a full block of cheese, and I just feel that on a deep, deep level.
Anyway, the kids are adorable, the love interest nice enough looking, the families so supportive and cute. This isn’t a movie that’s going to stay with you forever. It’s not even the best dance movie in recent years (like really not), but it’s not terrible either. Depends on whether you like Hallmark-esque Netflix movies or not!
For fans of: Sofia Carson, small town charm, dance movies, light entertainment
Aside from all of the things I talked about today, I am still living for Stargirl and I have also started Little Voice on Apple TV and am liking it so far. I would like to talk about those once I am done with the entire season though! Have you watched any of the things I mentioned?