Marvel’s Eternals Movie Review (SPOILERS!)

Fellow Marvel fans, I’m finally back with a Wednesday review – Eternals! I’ve watched the movie a week ago, but decided to hold off on posting about it, because I wanted to talk about certain things that would definitely be SPOILERS. Let me be very clear, I think this movie works a lot better when you don’t know what is about to happen, but I can’t exactly stop you from reading any further. Proceed at your own risk!

All Eternals Stand together
credit: Marvel

What was it about?

The Eternals are immortal aliens sent to Earth by the Celestial Arishem to protect mankind from Deviants. After centuries on the planet, the previously thought to be extinguished Deviants return and a much darker purpose is revealed to the team. 

My thoughts?

This movie has been torn to pieces by reviewers, while a lot of audiences have enjoyed it quite a bit. Frankly, I don’t think it’s the worst Marvel movie at all, but it’s definitely also not the best.

I don’t know how many of you knew this, but I actually read a couple of the Eternals comics a while back. I wouldn’t say I did a deep dive into the matter, because I didn’t find them very compelling, but I’d like to think that I had a basic understanding of the world and characters. Having said that, I want to start with one of the biggest issues I had with the movie – there was just too much new lore, too many new characters for ONE movie. I understand that Marvel uses Disney+ shows for pre-existing titles (as prequels for movies and characters we already know about), but Eternals is a prime example of material that would have worked so much better with a limited run prequel show as an introduction.

While Chloé Zhao’s directorial work is beautiful to watch, the many exposition shots give the story and certain scenes much more length without moving the plot forward. With more than 2 hours and 30 minutes of running time, it’s not a short movie and seems rather slow in its storytelling due to the visuals, but in the end, it felt like a hasty and not entirely cohesive prequel to an actual story that is yet to come.
We got introduced to so many new things all at once that it becomes tiring to switch between past and present, nevermind that numerous storylines are broached, but then not fully explored or seen through. The main focus was definitely on Sersi and Ikaris, free will and love, but to me, other characters were much more compelling and would have moved the main themes along just as nicely, if not better.

credit: Marvel

Now, what about the plot as a whole? I liked that the Eternals thought themselves to be heroes, but turned out not to be. Marvel is really playing into morally-grey characters more and I enjoy that very much. The Eternals believed to be sent to Earth to protect them from Deviants, when in reality, they were meant to grow the population to a point where there were enough souls to feed off from for a new Celestial to be born from the planet’s core by destroying it. Apparently, they had done that countless times before, keeping the cycle of life in the universe going in the process, but their memories were wiped and stored away each time. Understandably, a struggle ensues as they’ve grown attached to humankind.

Arishem
credit: Marvel

The team had dissolved a long time ago already, but you could still see clear allegiances. I wasn’t exactly prepared for some of the betrayals, but at the same time, I felt like they didn’t hit as hard, because we just didn’t have time, background information on motives and the attachment to them to really feel the weight of some decisions made. This is where my earlier critique comes in, there’s so many characters, we get such limited time with each of them and some just aren’t able to draw you in as much as they should for this to work properly.

I want to take a brief excursion into the characters, because I think they are the key to understanding why some things are interesting and some are not.
The Sersi-Ikaris-“love through the centuries” was so hyped up in the trailers, but barely palpable in the movie itself. While I’m not against sex scenes in the MCU at all, it felt completely unnecessary here and added nothing to the relationship for me. I thought Sersi and Dane had a much more adorable chemistry and I felt virtually nothing for her and Ikaris, even though I adore all three actors. That lack of connection really hindered me from enjoying the story as much as I might have been able to, if I felt the chemistry more. I also felt shockingly little, when Ikaris met his end by flying into the sun …
In addition to that, Sprite is also supposedly in love with Ikaris, which is hard to portray correctly when the actress who plays Sprite is a literal child. I know that’s a big part of the story arc for that particular character, but I struggled believing it regardless.
Kingo and Phastos were opposites in their lifestyles and choices on where to stand in the last fight, but both great characters in my eyes. One is outgoing and seeking the spotlight, while the other quietly built a life for himself among humanity. Both offered a lot of comedic relief and I enjoyed their screen presence.
Ajak, despite being the leader of the Eternals on Earth, fell a bit flat to me. Probably, because we only experienced her through flashbacks.

Thena and Gilgamesh
credit: Marvel

Lastly, I thought that the Thena-Gilgamesh and the Makkari-Druig duos were much superior. Each pairing had an instant connection and were so much more compelling to watch. Thena, by herself, gets quite a bit of screen time, even though her “madness” is never fully explored. But despite Gilgamesh only being show a fraction, his fate hit me quite hard. However, Druig and Makkari are the real scene stealers to me. Whenever they were there, I would immediately focus on them and quite frankly, I would love a spin-off which focuses on them. (Not to mention what an important step for representation it is to have a deaf superhero!)

Eternals can be revived or reborn though, so, even though several perished throughout the movie, I wouldn’t count on that being the last we’ve seen of them!

Ultimately, the movie ends on more or less three cliffhangers. You have Arishem coming to Earth to take Sersi, Kingo and Phastos with him, because they killed a Celestial for humans. He will probe their memories to see if humanity deserved that sacrifice and if not, he will come back with judgement. It sounds like Arishem might have to abide by certain procedures here instead of just letting go of his wrath, which could be interesting for the future. The other two “cliffhangers” were in the post-credit scenes and I would like to break them down separately.

Post-credit scene #1: Thena, Makkari and Druig are on the Domo, looking for other Eternals to warn them about their true missions, in the hope that they might find other like-minded ones. All of a sudden, there’s a disturbance and Pip the Troll appears. Canonically, in the comics, he’s usually more closely associated with Adam Warlock (who will appear in the next Guardians of the Galaxy and is portrayed by Will Poulter), but is here to introduce Eros/Starfox to us. This cameo by Harry Styles was truly a shock to me and I hope that none of you knew about it beforehand, because I almost did a spit-take when I saw it. I just wasn’t prepared.

More importantly than the casting for Eros/Starfox is the implications his arrival have though. I have to say that I’m not a huge fan of the character. As Thanos’ brother, he did some very questionable things himself, even if, in the Eternals movie, he offered his help. Rumor has it, that he is partially responsible for Thanos’ obsession with life and death and there was a comic run where he was taken to court because of sexual assault allegations. I’m just saying, this character is very messy …

Starfox
credit: Marvel

Post-credit scene #2: Dane Whitman, in order to have a shot at saving Sersi, who he is madly in love with, resorts to taking on the mantle of the Black Knight. The Ebony Blade, which was referenced by the other Eternals at some point, seems to almost react to his presence organically. The box the sword was kept in has an inscription “death will be my reward”, which is ominous enough, but then the scene cuts off with an off-screen voice asking Dane if he is really ready.

For many, that was too unexpected to figure out the voice right away, but I can confidently tell you that it was Mahershala Ali, who will be playing Blade in the MCU. In the comics, Dane and Blade are both on the MI-13 team, but they also notably had appearances in the comic run of Secret Invasion, which is bound to release soon on Disney+. Then there’s also that storyline, where the Ebony Blade has been switched and replaced by a blade made by Dracula, who is a sworn enemy of Blade’s. Therefore, it is certain that the Black Knight will join the MCU, but we shall see where he pops up next. There’s quite a lot of options, it seems.

Dane Whitman
credit: Marvel

As you could see, I had quite a lot to say and I still don’t think that was everything. Eternals left me with a lot of thoughts and I’d be more than happy to expand on them in the comments! Let’s chat!

12 thoughts on “Marvel’s Eternals Movie Review (SPOILERS!)

  1. I liked the movie, though I didn’t care for some things. For example, I thought that they could’ve included more of Makkari. If you’re going to have a deaf heroine, feature her more! Develop her character! This has been my Disability Awareness shout.
    Also, given what we learned about the origins of Celestials, does that mean Ego the Living Planet wasn’t a real Celestial? I got the sense that Celestials are self-aware when they pop out of planets, but Ego only became aware after floating in space for God knows how long. And his true form was a big brain, not a giant humanoid body. What is he? I’m so confused!

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    • The thing is, they had more than 10 new characters – ALL of them came too short, even the ones they focused on more. That’s why I’m so adamant on saying it would have been better as a series to introduce this particular lore.
      Ego is still a Celestial. I suppose we don’t really know what shapes they can all take? It IS a plothole though, because Celestials aren’t fertile … but that dude fathered a lot of children. I don’t know. Maybe he was a Celestial seed that developed consciousness over eons by drifting through space instead of destroying a planet to be created. I have no clue.

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  2. I think we landed in the same place. It’s definitely not the worse, but it had a lot of potential that was wasted by all the backstory they added instead of moving the actual story forward. I did leave wanting more of Makkari and Druig.

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    • Makkari and Druig are my new obsession. I’ve always been very interested in ASL and love that it is getting more attention now. The representation Lauren Ridloff offers so many people now is just amazing.
      But yes, absolutely! They had so much more potential than what they ended up showing us.

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  3. Wonderful thoughts on this one, Kat. I too found this latest MCU movie rough around the edges. It stuck to some of the awkward and familiar Marvel formula elements that have continuously worked for viewers but it also sloppily handled the cast and the whole story behind eternals and deviants. I do have to say that hearing Blade was pretty exciting and I hope that they’ll be able to properly integrate the character into the MCU for the future!

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    • Maybe my expectations were a bit too high, because I thought it was going to be such a pillar of representation, but it definitely fell short in several areas. Still, I’m glad we added a lot of these characters to the universe and got our first “glimpse” at Blade. I’m excited for what’s to come. Thank you so much for stopping by, Lashaan!

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  4. I agree on so many of these points!

    I’m not an MCU fan but hearing that this is almost like a fresh start instead of a movie in a series, I agreed to watch it with my friends. We watched it today and while it wasn’t bad, it wasn’t that good either. One thing that irritated me was how hollywood fell back into the old cliché use of Indian characters for comedic relief. It irked me so much and I couldn’t enjoy the humour itself.

    I also simply did not care about Sersi and Ikaris. I agree with you that there’s much more chemistry between her and Dane, and Makkari and Druig were really nice. The back and forth in timelines to show different flashbacks in the first half of the movie was annoying, especially when its sole purpose was to show Sersi and Ikaris’s relationship. The storytelling wasn’t great in my opinion.

    Overall, I liked the lore though. The execution may not have been great but the story itself was quite interesting.

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    • I’m a huge MCU fan and tend to be very lenient, but there really was potential to make this so much better than it was.

      Guardians of the Galaxy, for example, has a similarly large cast. They also take the first 10-20 minutes to set up background info, because they’re all new, but then just sticks to the action. The back and forth of Eternals with flashbacks that barely served any purpose was infuriating.

      As for Kingo … I mean he is nothing like in the comics, but none of the Eternals are. I understand your viewpoint and appreciate you sharing it with me. I’m generally really happy with the casting of Kumail Nanjiani as a superhero and knew that his character was going to be the comedic relief a lot of the time, but then there’s also Karun. So yeah, I get what you mean.

      I think there’s a lot more to the story and the characters and that this was quite messy. I still wish it was a prequel show instead of this movie. I feel that would have worked better.

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  5. I really enjoyed the movie, although there are a lot of Marvel films that I need to catch up on. I definitely agree that it was a lot of characters to meet within one film though and some weren’t as developed as I’d have liked because of that. I also thought Dane would have featured more than he did but at least they’ve set up future storylines for him and most of the others. That’s one of the things I like most about this set of characters I think, the potential is pretty much endless considering their backgrounds. Plus there’s the chance to meet others like them in the future. So I’m definitely curious to see what projects they make in the future.

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    • I think I’m up to date on all things MCU, but I was still glad that Eternals (much like Shang-Chi) was a project that could stand well on its own. Everything is interwoven now, which is cool, but also exhausting. I knew Dane wasn’t going to be a big part of this, but I am curious what exactly their plans are for him.

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      • I have no idea how I’ll ever catch up and I agree, it has it’s good and bad factors. It’s nice for everything to join up but it’s a lot of movies to keep on top of. Plus if you’re not into one of the series then you can miss out on a lot.
        It’ll be interesting to find out (:

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