Ranking all the “What If…?” Episodes!

I said Wednesdays are Marvel days, but I doubt I can keep this up until the release of Eternals/Hawkeye in November. Still, I did say I was going to do a ranking of all the “What If…?” episodes, so, here we are! You can get my full review/recap of each episode, by clicking on the titles. This ranking is completely subjective, but I hope you still enjoy it!

9 – … Killmonger Rescued Tony Stark?

I always liked Killmonger as a character. He has purpose, an interesting history, is just generally charismatic, but … this episode didn’t add anything new for me? His path was still very similar to the one in “our” reality, just a tinge more ruthless. Also, it probably didn’t help a lot that I was quite tired of seeing Tony Stark perish at that point in the series …

8 – … The World Lost Its Mightiest Heroes?

I’m going to raise a similar point as the one above, but I just really don’t need to see the Avengers die in various ways over and over. I don’t find it particularly interesting nor creative and I even guessed the big reveal. I can’t say I found much that stayed with me after this one.

7 – … Thor Were An Only Child?

The purpose of this episode was to be fun and it did that. We got Darcy marrying Howard the Duck, Jane and Thor getting matching magic/science tattoos, the Ice Bros … all entertaining for sure. The story felt silly and had some logical faults (especially when it came to traveling via the Bifrost), but it wasn’t terrible.

6 – … Captain Carter Were the First Avenger?

When I watched the episode, I wasn’t very impressed. In a lot of ways, it was a shot for shot recreation of Captain America: The First Avenger, but with Peggy getting the serum. While that was a nice callback visually, there were few surprises, since we all know the story. However, the longer I watched the series, the more I liked it. It was a really good introduction to what the show would be like and included unexpected moments, like Steve wearing the first Iron Man suit or Bucky and Howard being besties.

5 – … Ultron Won?

What If ... Ultron Won?
credit: Marvel Studios

I was always a huge Age of Ultron fan, so this was an interesting take. I liked the recreation of Nat sacrificing herself for the Soul Stone, but with the role reversal of Clint being the one to let go. Most of all, though, I liked that the Watcher was really involved in the episode and started an epic fight through the multiverse with an unhinged Ultron. It was a really good action sequence.

4 – … The Watcher Broke His Oath?

As far as season finales go, this wasn’t bad. It felt cohesive, put most of the puzzle pieces together and made the season a whole instead of an anthology. There could have been more interaction with the Watcher, but the team constellation was fun. If I had to criticize something, it’s the wasted chance of bringing Black Widow back into the live-action MCU, which would have been an easy choice. And, secondly, I think it’s a shame that they robbed Shuri and Pepper of the chance to dethrone Killmonger in their world.

3 – … Zombies!?

It’s Zombies – need I say more? I’m not even that huge of a zombie fan, but I think they worked that particular sub-genre well into the world of Marvel. It was one of the more gruesome episodes, but I enjoyed myself, except for the last scene. It kind of ruined the vibe.

2 – … Doctor Strange Lost His Heart Instead of His Hands?

Even though I never watch all episodes of Black Mirror, I like the concept and quite a handful of stories from it. This episode felt like it was made with Black Mirror in mind and I loved that. It was twisted, had a dark ending, but also taught you a lesson of sorts. It was *so* close to being my favorite, and I’m not just saying that because I have a soft spot for Doctor Strange, the egomaniac.

1 – … T’Challa Became a Star-Lord?

This episode just made me happy! It works well on its own, without leaving you bumbed or too questioning about what comes next. It gave me an entirely unexpected pairing, which has now become one of my favorite ships – Nebula and Cha Cha – like, I’m seriously so grateful they were introduced to us. But most of all, it was a beautiful tribute to Chadwick Boseman, who I’m sure, many of us consider to have been just as much of a bright light and force of good as T’Challa was in this universe.


What would your ranking of the “What If…?” episodes look like? What did you think of mine? Let’s talk!

Death In Heaven

It’s over … well until the Christmas Special that is. “Death in Heaven” was the Doctor Who season finale of Series 8 and this is my review for it. As always your inner River Song should tell you: Spoilers!

I’m not entirely sure how I feel about this finale. You know, I always write these reviews right after watching them, so I sometimes change my opinion later on. But right now, I feel like crying. A lot has happened, while also nothing has happened at all because there weren’t many surprises in my opinion. Does that make sense? This episode was 60 minutes long, but it still felt rushed sometimes and like 30 minutes max to me.

But let’s talk a bit about the story first. Cybermen technology has evolved so far that they can now convert the dead. This of course means that they are invincible, because how do you win against an enemy that weaponises the dead? While the Doctor gets appointed President of the Earth, which he obviously hates, Clara finds the upgraded Danny Pink, or rather he finds her. He wants her to switch off his emotions, but she can’t do it alone and asks the Doctor for help, who is busy dealing with his plane crashing and Missy killing his friends. The Doctor doesn’t want Clara to turn Danny’s emotions off, because he thinks that Danny would instantly kill her, which he promises not to do. Clara uses the Screwdriver to activate the Cyberman mode on Danny, just in time for Missy to arrive and announce that the whole Cyberman army is just a gift for the Doctor (What?). She’s so busy trying to prove to him that they are more alike than he wants to admit, that she doesn’t notice that Danny doesn’t comply like the others. In the end, Danny gets the bracelet that gives him power over all the Cybermen and orders for everyone to destroy themselves in the sky, so that the Cybermen cloud/rain wouldn’t kill the rest of humanity. Does that sum it up alright? Then here are the rest of my thoughts:

  • Osgood is dead and I’m not okay with how little that was acknowledged! She was super-smart and had the perfect taste in accessories.
  • Seb was still weirdly creepy, but he was killed by Missy as well.
  • Kate Stewart almost got killed, but her now-Cyberman father saved her from falling to her death. Brigadier Letbridge-Stewart appeared in previous Doctor Who episodes and all he ever wanted was for the Doctor to salute him. Which he accomplishes by the end of the episode, after he killed (?) Missy.
  • Missy really is bananas, just killing people as she goes about her day. I have no idea if she is dead for good now or not and I also don’t understand how she still lived in the first place anyway. It has something to do with the Doctor saving Gallifrey, but I didn’t actually understand the logic behind that. Also, since it’s now confirmed that Missy was the woman in the shop, I don’t understand her reasons for wanting the Doctor together with Clara either. Was it because she thought Clara could exercise control over him? But it was fun to see Missy floating down with her umbrella like Mary Poppins. She was generally a really hilarious character at times.
  • The scene where the Doctor falls out of the plane and manages to get to his TARDIS in mid-air was really cool in my opinion.
  • It’s sad to think that even at last, the Doctor and Danny didn’t really get along. I loved Danny and he looked terribly frightening as a Cyberman to me. I was sitting in my seat almost crying at the misery that they couldn’t save him and that he died after all. Then he gets the chance to come back, and he still does the right thing, rather than the thing that would make him happy. He sends back the boy he killed from the afterlife (which now looks a lot more like the one from Torchwood), instead of returning to Clara himself. You just can’t really be mad at him after doing something as noble as that.
  • I loved Clara in the last two episodes! There definitely was a bit too much of her this season as a whole, but I enjoyed her darker side towards the end. Also, I adore the whole love can conquer (almost) everything theme that she had going on with Danny and of course the great friendship scenes with her and the Doctor. Is their story really over now? And I’m talking about both, the Doctor and Danny. Because how would Orson Pink ever happen if Danny’s gone for good?
  • Humanity certainly has a lot of darkest hours.
  • The Doctor and Clara part and I am so very unhappy about that. I understand that they probably will get back together … at least I hope so, but it’s so sad to think that they parted with a lie. Clara saying that she’s now living her life with Danny and the Doctor about finding Gallifrey and going back home. Loved the hugging line though, because in a way they really are deceiving by giving one the opportunity to hide your face.
  • The Christmas Special … I want to watch it! How else could it be? We already saw Santa barging in on the TARDIS, but I didn’t understand the Sneak Peek, nor do I know if Clara will be in it.

How did you feel about the season finale? I wanted more … but then again I always want more when it comes to Doctor Who.